Go Eagles

You are listening to the recap
Of last night's football game
On the high frequency speakers
Of your cell phone
You are sitting next to me
At the coffee shop
And I can hear talk of tight ends
Over the You've Got Mail soundtrack
Which, yeah, is a weird choice
For the coffee shop to pipe in
It would seem that
They are on a You've Got Mail kick
They were playing it yesterday, too
And, yeah, the high frequency voices
Of the straight women on the other banquette
Are also grating and terrible
But that's not the point
The point is, Sir, I hate you.